THIS IS A VERY SHORT AND FUNNY CROSSOVER FAN FIC.
IF YOU ARE DRINKING A SODA I SUGGEST YOU FINISHING IT BEFORE YOU READ THIS
FIC.BY THE WAY , IF GAERFIELD WOULD BE A DIGIMON... IN WHICH FORM HE WOULD
DIGIVOLVE? MAYBE IN LAZAGNAMON?
-I WARN YOU , PATAMON. YOU ARE WATCHING TOO MUCH TV THOSE LAST DAYS- SAID TK
WHILE HE WAS PREPARING HIMSELF TO SCHOOL.- AND YOU ARE EATING TOO MUCH JUNK
FOOD , YOU ARE GAINING WEIGHT MY DEAR FRIEND.
-NEAH...- REPLIED PATAMON WHILE HE FLYING TO HIS PARTNER'S HEAD- I'M FINE.
BUT WHEN HE POSED HIMSELF OVER TK'S HEAD TK PROTESTED.
-WHAT?- ASKED PATAMON
-PLEASE! GO AWAY FROM MY HEAD! YOU ARE TOO HEAVY NOW!
PATAMON WAS SURPRISED, IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT TK ASKED HIM THAT.
-CHEEZ , SO IT WAS TRUE?
THEN...
-HI TK! HI PATAMON!- KARI WAS SHOWING A NICE SMILE.
-HELLO!
PATAMON DIDN'T TALK , HE WAS STILL THINKING ABOUT TK'S WORDS.
-WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM ?- ASKED V-MON TO GATOMON- HE ALWAYS SAYS HI, BUT NOW
HE SEEMS VERY FAR FROM US.
-HOW CAN I KNOW?- REPLIED GATOMON .
-HEY YOU TWO!- SAID DAVIS JEALOUS BECAUSE TK AND KARI WERE EXCHANGING LOVELY
SIGHTS BETWEEN THEM. - IF YOU DON'T COME IN YOU'LL BE LATE AT CLASS.
TK AND KARI SMILED THEMSELVES AND ASENTED , THEY SAID GOOD BYE TO THEIR
DIGIMONS AND WENT INSIDE THE BUILDING.
-WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?- ASKED GATOMON WHILE SHE AND V-MON WERE WALKING
ALONG THE STREET IN DIRECTION TO THE ODAIBA'S PARK.
WELL, TODAY TK ASKED ME NOT TO BE OVER HIS HEAD.
WHAT?!-V-MON AND GATOMON WERE SHOCKED.
YOU MUST BE JOKING!- GATOMON REPLIED.- WHY SHOUDN'T TK ALLOW YOU TO DO THAT?
BECAUSE HE SAYS I'M OVERWEIGHTED.
V-MON BEGAN TO LAUGHT VERY NOISILY.
-IT ISN'T FUNNY- PATAMON WAS ANNOYED.
-BUT TK IS RIGHT!- THEN V-MON CONTINUED- YOU LOOK LIKE A WINGED GARFIELD, I
HAD NOTICED THAT YOU ARE FAT !FAT! FAT!
PATAMON RECOGNIZED THAT EVEN TINY, HE NEVER WAS A VERY THIN DIGIMON BUT TK ,
SINCE HE WAS A LITTLE KID ALWAYS ENJOYED HAVING HIS PARTNER OVER HIS HEAD AND
NOW.. EVEN FLYING WAS MAKING HIM FEEL VERY TIRED.
-WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP AND GO TO PLANT SOME CARROTS?- GATOMON WAS ANGRY WITH
V-MON- YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE RUDE WITH OUR FRIEND.
-BUT WHY HIDING THE TRUTH? AREN'T REAL FRIENDS SUPPOSED TO BE SINCERELY?
GATOMON JUST PUT HIS RIGHT EYE BLACK WITH A CERTAIN PUNCH.
-TELLING THE TRUTH IS OK, BEING RUDE AND INSENSIBLE ISN'T.
-I LOOK LIKE GARFIELD?- PATAMON WAS SCARED, HE KNEW THE CAT CARTOON AND
THOUGHT THAT IT WAS FUNNY...BUT WHEN YOUR FRIENDS KEEPS TELLING YOU THAT YOU
LOOK LIKE THE CAT WAS A BAD THING.
AND WHAT WOULD HAPPEN F TK WOULD BE IN DANGER AND HAD TO DIGIVOLVE INTO
ANGEMON? THE FACT OF IMAGING HIMSELF AS AN OVERWEIGHTED ,1 TON ANGEMON
APPEARING FOR THE BATTLE ...HE COULD IMAGINE ANGEWOMON'S REACTION...SHE
WOULDN'T SEE HIM AS THE SEX SYMBOL HE IS AND WOULD LOOK FOR ANOTHER ANGEL.
-I WON'T LET IT HAPPENNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- AND FLEW AWAY.
GATOMON AND V-MON LOOKED AT THEMSELVES ASTONISHED.
-WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THIS GUY?
GATOMON DIDN'T REPLY , SHE WENT AWAY TOO.
PATAMON FLEW SOME MINUTES UNTIL HE FELT VERY TIRED AND ...HE SMELL A DELICIOUS
ITALIAN FOOD IN THE AIR.
-IT IS LAZAGNA!!!!
AFTER SEEING GARFIELD'S SHOW HE ONCE DECIDED TO TASTE ITALIAN FOOD AND
PERSUADED TK TO TAKE HIM TO AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT.
TK AGREEDED AND SHARED A DELICIOUS FETTUCCINI AI FUNGHI AND PESTO AND A BIG
PIECE OF LAZAGNA , BECAUSE PATAMON INSISTED REMINDING GARFIELD'S FAVOURITE
FOOD.
WHEN HE TASTED ITALIAN FOOD HE FELT HE WAS IN THE DIGIMONS' PARADISE.
NOW , FORGETTING ABOUT TK'S WARNINGS HE FLEW TO A LITTLE ITALIAN RESTAURANT AT
THE SUBURNS OF THE CITY.
"LUIGI'S LAZAGNA" PATAMON READ .
-IT'S FUNNY- HE SAID- IT IS LIKE IN THE SHOW. IT MUST BE A COINCIDENCE.
HE WENT INSIDE ...
HE DIRECTLY FLEW INSIDE THE KITCHEN , HE WAS SO HUNGRY...
-HEY!- A VOICE SOUNDED BEHIND HIM.
PATAMON TURNED AROUND SCARED , OF COURSE HE WOULD BE NOTICED. HOW SUCH A BIG
AND FAT THING LIKE HIM COULD BE INVISIBLE.
A KIND AND SWEET GRANNY WAS HOLDING A LAZAGNA.
-YOU LOOK HUNGRY, SWEETIE. WHY DON'T YOU ACCOMPANY MYSELF WHILE I'M COOKING?
PENELOPE IS OUT AND ISN'T VERY FUNNY BEING ALONE WHILE I'M WORKING IN THE
KITCHEN.
PATAMON WAS DELIGHTED, IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT A COMPLETE STRANGER WAS
INVITING HIM TO HAVE AN EARLY LUNCH. AND THAT WOMAN SEEMED TO BE SO NICE AND
SWEET...REFUSING HER INVITATION WOULD BE A BAD MANNER, HE THOUGHT.
-OF COURSE! I WILL BE GLAD, YOUR LAZAGNA SMELLS DELICIOUSLY.
-PLEASE , JUST SIT DOWN OVEER THIS CHAIR AND TASTE MY SPECIAL LAZAGNA.- SHE
SAID PUTING THE FOOD OVER A NEAR TABLE.
PATAMON ASSENTED HAPPILY AND PREPARED FOR THE GREAT ...BUT WHERE WAS THE
LAZAGNA?
THE LAZAGNA SUDDELNY WAS MISSING!
-YOU HAVE TO LEARN , "SALTAMONTES"- THAT WAS A FAMILIAR VOICE.
PATAMON COULDN'T BELIEVE WHICH ONE WAS THE FOOD 'S STEALER. GARFIELD?!!!
-HEY! GIVE ME THIS BACK! IS MINE!
-I DON'T SEE ANY NAME SIGNED IN THIS LAZAGNA- SAID THE CAT AND IN A FEW
SECONDS ATE THE FOOD.
PATAMON WENT FURIOUS, THAT CAT WASN'T POLITE, WAS SELFISH AND A LAZAGNA'S
ROBBER!
-...BUBBLES!!-PATAMON ATTACKED THE UNPOLITE CAT.
GARFIELD WAS TAKEN OFF GUARD.
-MIAWWWW!!!! WHAT KIND OF PUPPY ARE YOU?! - AND BEGAN TO RUN - HELP! THIS
PUPPY SEEMS TO BE MORE INTELLIGENT THAN ODIE!!
PATAMON FLEW CHASING GARFIELD!
-I WAS HUNGRY!- AND THREW HIM ANOTHER AIR BUBBLE.
GARFIELD, DESPITE FAT AND OVERWEIGHTED COULD RUN VERY FAST.
-COME BACK!- SCREAMED PATAMON- GIVE ME MY LAZAGNA BACK!
BUT GARFIELD ENTERED TO A TV STUDIO AND PATAMON FOLLOWED HIM INSIDE , THEY RUN
THROUGHT LABERYNTHIC HALLS AND WHEN PATAMON THOUGHT THAT HE FINALLY ACCORRALED
THE CAT... HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT THEY WERE INSIDE A STUDIO.
THEY WERE AT THE "BINKY'S SHOW"!!!!
-HELOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
GARFIELD'S FACE TURNED PALE. HE TRIED TO RUN TO THE EXIT DOOR BUT A LIGHT
UNABLED HIM TO MAKE A STEP.
-I FINALLY GOT YOU_!- YELLED PATAMON BUT GARFIELD DINT CARE.
BINKY APPEARED AT SCENE LAUGHING LIKE A WITCH.
-SOMEONE TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS HORRIBLE PLACE!!!- BEGGED GARFIELD.
PATAMON NOTICED THAT GARFIELD SCARENESS WASN'T BECAUSE OF HIM.
-WHY DO YOU HATE THIS PLACE?
AND GARFIELD LOOKED AT PATAMON FOR THE FIRST TIME.
-YOU CAN FLY RIGHT? PLEASE TAKE US AWAY FROM THE BINKY'S SHOW AND I PROMISSE
THAT I'LL GIVE YOU TEN LAZAGNAS!
PATAMON WAS SURPRISED.
-WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO AWAY? DON'T YOU LIKE TV BUSSINESS ?
-ARE YOU NUTS? THIS IS THE BINKY'S SHOW! THIS IS THE ONLY PLACE IN WHICH
COMPARED WITH THIS, INFERNO IS A PLACE TO SPEND YOUR HOLIDAYS.
-AND NOW!!!- BINKY APPEARED AND POINTED AT THE CAT AND THE DIGIMON- TODAY WE
HAVE TO NEW CHALLENGERS TO PLAY "NAME THAT FISH" GAME!
PATAMON REMINDED WHAT BINKY'S CHARACTER WAS ABLE TO DO AND...MYOTISMON AND
PIEDMON WERE PRETTY BETTER THAN BINKY.
AND REMEMBERED WHAT'S "NAME THAT FISH" GAME CONSISTED ON ... ESPECIALLY THE
HOUDINI HUGE FISH BOWL!
-YOU ARE RIGHT! WE MUST FLEE!!!!!- PATAMON HOLD GARFIELD AND TRIED TO FLY ...BUT
BOTH OF THEM WERE TOO HEAVY!!!
-TK!!!!- PATAMON CRIED!- WHERE ARE YOU?!!!!
IF HE WERE ANGEMON HE WOULD HAVE SOLVED IT IN A SECOND
-WHO IS TK?- ASKED GARFIELD- IS A KIND OF ODIE?
PATAMON STILL CONTINUED CALLING FOR TK WHILE BOTH OF THEM WERE CAUGHTED AND
PUT INSIDE THE BOWL ...AND WATER BEGAN TO FILL IT.
-AND NOW- SAID BINKY AFTER THAT- THE ONE WHO GUESS THE CORRECTS NAMES OF THESE
FISHES WILL WIN ...
-TK!!!!!
-PLEASE SOME TAKE US FROM THIS PROGRAM!!!- CRIED GARFIELD.
-PATAMON!!!- THAT WAS TK'S VOICE- PATAMON!!!!
-TK?- PATAMON WAS NEVER SO HAPPY- HOW DID YOU GET HERE?
-PATAMON!
AND EVERYTHING VANISHED WHEN PATAMON FINALLY OPENED HIS EYES.
-HE FOUND HIMSELF LYING OVER A SOFA AND IN FRONT OF A , NOW WHITED SCREEN ,
TV.
TK WAS HOLDING HIM.
-PATAMON, YOUR NIGHTMARE WAS SO TERRIBLE? I JUST WENT TO THE KITCHEN FOR A
GLASS OF WATER WHEN I HEARD YOU SHOUTING. ARE YOU OK?
PATAMON WAS RELIEVED, IT WAS ONLY A DREAM.
-I MUST HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP WITHOUT NOTICING WHILE I WAS WATCHING THE SUPER
MARATHON OF GARFIELD'S SHOW.
THEN HE REMEBERED THE DREAM AND...
-'KNOW WHAT? I THINK I MUST PUT MYSELF ON A DIET.
TK SMILED.
-YOU ARE RIGHT, THESE DAYS YOU LOOK A BIT OVERWEIGHTED BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO
SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE I KNOW HOW SENSIBLE YOU ARE.
PATAMON HUGGED TK.
-I WANT TO DO THIS BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE GARFIELD. I WANT TO BE IN
THE BEST FORM ...IF AN EMERGENCY COULD HAPPEN. AND AS ANGEMON I WANT TO BE
LIKE THE SEXY MAN I AM AND NOT LIKE A KONI CHAN.
TK LAUGHTED MORE THAN BEFORE.
-OH PATAMON, YOU MET GARFIELD, RIGHT?
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